Only on Hollywood Boulevard
(okay, on Venice beach too)
can you see such great and odd entertainment for free.
There I was with the beamish boy on Hollywood Boulevard
and there was Mr. Tim Eric,
gathering a crowd around him in arcane sideshow carney barking,
promising "NO TRICK" and
"ONLY ONE SHOW A DAY!"
Just west of Highland
he spent a long time attracting an audience,
and when a big crowd was gathered around,
he invited two guys - one black, one white -
to elaborately strap on this old strait-jacket
and chains and locks and hand-cuffs -
which took some time - and then,
in the blazing white-hot heat of the July sun,
he began to roll and roil about on the griddle-hot
walk of fame
and slip and slide out of the chains
and eventually the strait-jacket -
sweating profusely,
his eyes rolling up into his skull
as if he was having a seizure - and people were moaning
and clapping and scared and excited-
and this is show-biz, folks - and indeed it was no "trick,"
this was not an illusion - this was an escape artist
in the tradition of senor houdini himself-
making a public spectacle out
of his liberation from the shackles.
Later that day the boy and I saw Mr. Eric
zooming east down the old boulevard
on a motorized wheel-chair.
He does only do one show a day, if that.
This ain't easy, folks.