Cadpigisms: What are they you ask? Quotes from Cadpig that you can apply to your life. They're deep, funny, interesting, stuff to live life by, you know?


I could be his spirtual guru. Offer my views on world peace. Suggest ways he can help the strays and impounded. Take over his mind until he does my bidding, AND I TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!...Oopsy. Guess I got ahead of myself.

Sweet goddess of love, that is the biggest egg I have ever seen!

There is no reality!

No one is truely evil Lucky. Deep deep down even a witch like Cruella just wants to be loved.

Smile and the whole world smiles with you!

So what your saying is you starved a family of painfully cute bunnies?

I am strong! I am invincible!....I AM SCARED SPOTLESS!!

Don't you know that communication, non violence is the key to all peaceful inter-personal conflict resolution? Turn the other cheek Lucky.

Now for the second stage... ANGER!

This isn't right at all.

I shall wash, but I shan't be clean!

And remember Go-Go, If you keep you face in the sunshine, uh...remember to wear sunscreen.

What will I do? How will I center? How do I . . . focus my rage so i can rip the lips off the theiving jerk?!

A party of Cruella's is a devious plot....with cocktail weinies.

Don't make me use special effects.

When I feel hungry,I have a mental meal.

Lucky,next time why don't you go after the bad guy? (laugh track)

You are a child of the universe. No less that the trees and the sky. You have the right to express youself......Put a lid on it.

Everyone has a good side.Hers (Cruella) is invisible to the naked eye.

Release your inner puppy!

I knew you would have a gooey center. A little gooier than I expected.

I feel so abandoned!!

I've always left them. They've never left me!!

I need petted. And I need it NOW!!!!!!!!!!

How about a little K-9 911?

I'M the one who's still suffering!

I don't know if I'm suffering from abandonment issues or separation anxieties.....or gas.

I see years of therapy ahead...Isn't it great!!!

Discretion is the better part of avoiding pain

Chapter two. What do when chapter one fails.

looks like someones added a new wing to parnoia palace

looks like he has a psychic sugar rush

somtimes being a coward is the right choice.

What is your favorite Cadpigism? If it's not up here give me a shout! Send them to me and I'll put them on this site.
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