b. Suomeksi(In Finnish)

c. Weapons

II. a. Characters

b. Diffrent endings

c.Cheats

III. a. Walkthrough

b. Thank yous.

c. Screw yous.

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I. a. Introduction

First of all thank you for using this first and BEST of all walkthroughs for

Final Fantasy XXX! This is infact my first game!(so bear with me, it sucks)

This game however is so cool (in sick and twisted way)that I decided to put it in Internet! After you have downloaded the game you can either try the game yourself or…

You can read this FAQ! It is up to you to choose… Please note:
This game contains EXTREME sexual contents!

I. b. Suomeksi(In Finnish)

Suomi on paras kieli eikö niin? Heh! Voisin sanoa(kirjoittaa) mitä vain eikä kukaan muu kuin Suomalaiset ymmärtäisi sitä! Tosin en tee sitä…

Tämä läpimeno ohje on tehty ENGLANNIKSI!!(In English) Koska suurin osa

ihmisistä puhuu ja/tai lukee Englantia. Sorry, Finland! Halusin suunnata tämän suuremmalle osalle väestöä… Muuten tämä peli on K-17! Miksi?
ÄÄRIMMÄISEN seksuaalisuuden takia!

I. c. Weapons

ALLRIGHT!!! Weapons!! BAGA BAGA BAAAAGA! Umm… Ignore that… Everybody has their own weapon (example: Alfred has Swords and Tifa has Fists.) and one Ultimate weapon! Here is where to find them:

Alfred: You get his Ultimate Weapon after you defeat the Evil Cloud.

Tifa: After you have met "Master" play Piano in Mayors house.

Then you will get Premium Heart

Aeris: Give Helix Stone found in "Very Mysterious Place" to Mayor.

You can either make three powerful armors or Princess Guard for Aeris.

Yuffie: Defeat research specimen in Slave Quarters.(fucks that woman who is infact a hermoprodite and looks like Celes.[she is infact Celes, just to let you know.])

II. a. Characters:

Aeris: She is nympho found in Sector 7. She looks nice and has good ass.

Yuffie: Young and beatiful. There are only few parts where Yuffie is "used"

Here are some bad guys:

Dark knight: He is your first challenge and is not really great foe.

Three little pigs: They have captured wolfs house (or at least he says so)

Killing them is quite easy.

Cain: He is a pervert. He can transform. But generally, he is just a pervert.

Master: He is a boss of Cain. No one knows who he is, expect if they play this game or read this FAQ.

II.b Diffrent endings:

1. You will never get to know the absolute truth about yourself, since you kill me before it.
2. You join forces with me, not knowing the real truth.
3. You kill me for what I have caused for you and for all the people. (not in reality. I'm a hipie, remember? ^_^)
4. You know what I did, but still join forces with me.
5. You don't get no pussy and Tifa and Aeris start having lesbo sex!!!
6. You have cheated during game and you can't see no more ass!
7. You don't give a fuck for beatiful and sexy women who are captive and you go fucking yourself.
8. You don't want to save Finland, so Aeris will have sex with me, Tifa with guards and so will Yuffie.
9. World will be destroyed by me.
10. You totally screw up things and the game can't continue.

II.c Cheats:

No clipping mode: To let Alfred walk trough anything, press and hold right ctrl. You will too avoid enemies and fights. PLEASE NOTE!! This will leave you in low level, causing you probably to lose in boss fights!!!

Debug mode: Press F9 while playing to turn any event on. MIGHT CAUSE GAME TO CRASH!!!!!!

GET MR BALDY: First go into debug mode (seen above) push down 4 times, click enter and choose and press Cheated baldy (or something like that), then press ALT three times (it could have been twice) then baldy will ask if you want him into your group. Baldy starts at level 50 having every stat at 999. YOU WILL NEVER GET THE CHARACTER BACK IF YOU REMOVED HER FOR BALDY!!! BALDY IS UNREMOVABLE!!! IF DONE IN WRONG TIME, MIGHT CAUSE GAME TO CRASH!!!

III. a. Walkthrough! (CONTAINS SPOILERS, NOT ONLY FOR STORY BUT FOR SEX SCENES AND FOR JOKES!!!)

Ok, you start the game. After you have read the legend press "enter"(enter is main key for "using" (Not that kind of using, you pervert!][you don't have a special key for that kind using, it's automatic when avaivable.) you will soon have a battle with Evil Dragon King, Valvados! Don’t worry! Just hit him once and he will die. Easy.

After your "reward" from Tifa(I must add, it's a REALLY good reward! J ), go and speak to her at your home. Now exit this house and go to sector 7. There SAVE!! Saving points are those blue points… If you decide to have a threesome say that you have bigger tits, you will see "something" that will make you love me.(tough this isn't a good thing if you are a guy, since I only do women) After that you can either screw either one of those chicks, but if you fuck yourself it will be Game Over!(altought it will be funny and sexy scene! I strongly suggest you to save and then try it!)You are about to leave when Aeris says that she wants to see Mog.(That bitch! How dare she ask a favor after all what you have done for her??L ) In Moogle cave, talk to Mog (if you want, he only asks if you want to fuck him! O_o) and SAVE!! Then speak to Dark knight. Uh Oh! Seems he wants to take Tifa as a sex slave!!
BOSS BATTLE!! Dark Knight: Easy as hell! Just use Tifa’s dark strike and he will be blind! Aeris should use flame 1all and Tifa attack him when he is blind.

He should go down in no time! After you kill that Knight you need to "hold" Tifa.(J ) Afterwards you are back outside. Go to that house. This is another parodic act. Promise to help Wolf. Inside you will see what pigs are doing(-_-) soon you will battle them. BOSS BATTLE!! Three little pigs: Have Aeris cast sleep until ALL of them is asleep then attack pig leader until he dies. (Aeris should use flame1all.) After he dies kill those two pigs.

You will get some money, but more important book that will teach recovery! Teach that to Aeris! NOW!!! DO IT!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!! (ok, did ya get the point?? If not, you are retard.)Afterwards go to that "mountain".(That brown thing next to mountain, to be exact) It is infact a hidden temple! DON’T sleep for 30 money! Soon you will sleep for free…

Talk to Yuffie and she will join you! Then talk to left guard.(J Purely optional, but still worth of J ) And then right.

What ever you do he will teleport you to same place. (I DON'T suggest fighting them)You will now meet Cain, the man who called your help in beginning! Talk to Cain.(He laughs like a astmatic horse!@__@) Then go to Inn. Sleep either one of girls or alone.(If you sleep alone you will see why I told Tifa is Bi!J ) At night you will hear Masters voice. When you woke up you are in a weird place. That Dark Knight looks familiar… Uh oh! He is brother of that Knight you killed in Moogle cave! BOSS FIGHT!! Dark Knights brother: Umm… Attack him. Have Aeris use Fire 2. He is fairly hard. Afterwards talk to him. After Master kills him go outside. There talk to that man. Now you will remember your name! CLOUD!(Later all of this will be explained! J ) Then go to that building and fight… CAIN???(Huh?? Why would he…) There is no techinique of beating Cain. In fact you can’t beat him. After you lose Tifa will be taken as a Sex Slave( J ) and you have a terrible headache! (L )If you look at crystal ball it will tell your future. ( that you DON’T have a future! J ) Then open chest. Afterwards read that note and teleport to Slave Quarters. Follow trail of blood. IGNORE that woman and bug that fucks her!(You will get to it in a second) Follow blood and speak to Vincent who is with Tifa. After some dialoque(And scene where Yuffie sucks Vincents dick J ) teach Ramuh to Cloud! Now go back and talk to woman.(her comments are funny. Ah hah haa!) UH oh! That thing attacks you! BOSS FIGHT!!
Research specimen: He is optional, but you will get Yuffies best weapon for beating him! SO KILL HIM! KILL HIM!! KILL HIM!!! (Sorry, but I just can't repeat how important is to beat this guy) Aeris should use flame 2. Or heal if nessecary. Cloud should use Ramuh and Tifa should attack.

After killing that monster you will find out why does that woman let "bugs" fuck her(him?@___@). Go back to Tifa. Go up. Take Crystal of Life from part where is NO blood!( before that tank where is a creature.) After you take it that big thing in blood attacks! BOSS FIGHT!! Mutant: He can cure himself… He can be tough if you don’t have Yuffies Conformer equiped, but if you do… He will die in two turns. After that bring Crystal to Vincent. Tifa will tell horrible fate of woman who will take before Master.( What a cruel way to die!!@_@) After that teleport to Finland!(J Thank you Finland! Next time I will mock Sweden! J )

Talk to guard and say him that you are a hero. Go inside mayors house(inn is fake) and speak to Mayor.(He IS Tuomo!! WOW!! Consider yourself honoured!! Umm… Forget that…) Promise to help him. SAVE!! Go to that orange teleport. Speak to "Stone age". Now it is clear. Cloud has to dress like a woman( Again? YES! Again!) in order to get in castle. After that speak to stone age(Where did he got such a name anyway?) again. Go inside. After lots of dialogue you will see who Master really is!( he is ME!! Ah hah haa!!) Now you will fight! Foolish human! It is usseless to even try to beat me!(in third turn I will summon Super Nova that will kill you, so suck that sucka!) After you are lost speak to Mayor again. Now go to that piano and play it. Afterwards, equip Tifa with Premium Heart and teleport(again!) to casttle. Kill stone age.(Tifa thinks that she killed Stone Age… But we know that Yuffie will kill him! J [because she is so fast and is equiped with her ultimate weapon!] ) Enter castle. Kill mysterious man. After that open chest and SAVE!! Now speak to Cain.
BOSS FIGHT!! Cain: It is payback time! There is no good techinique to defeat him. Just heal group if nessecary. He is tough. After you have killed him you get book of savior!! Teach it to Aeris!! Do these things: Speak to Lara Croft and see her getting raped by three guys. (J ), speak to monkey and learn some Finnish language (J ), go outside and see how men are partying with their girls (J ) and inside mayors house, speak to those whores (J )

After you have fooled around SAVE!!(not nessecary but there will be a very funny thing so SAVE!!) first say that you already saved the day. GAME OVER! (I couldn’t tame Aeris…@_@ No one can… But she tamed me! Now I am good! ^_^ I'm a hippie and will only smoke weed! Wow… Now that was sick.. @_@ Nice titfuck shot of Tifa, I must add. J ) Load that game.(I TOLD YOU TO SAVE!!) then promise to help Mayor. Now there is two optional quests. I strongly suggest you should do those. But I won’t help you with them!(NYAHAH HAH HAA!!) Just go outside. Then after you have done both quests (or none, since they are optional)go to that teleport(final time) and be ready to fight me! BOSS FIGHT!! MR BIG T (second time) Hah hah haa!! THERE WILL BE DOOMS DAY!!! Huh? Oh sorry about that… I am not serious. Just attack me and Aeris should cast cure3all ALL THE TIME!!

After while I will die(NOT!!J ) and you will teleport back to Finland. Hey? I just destroyed that town! Heh heh hee!(I'm baaaaaad.J ) MISTER BIG T you fought was not real.

See fate of Finland. Afterwards you can settle everything. LAST EPISODE!! Speak to Evil guard… BOSS BATTLE!!
Evil guard: What he says in beginning of fight is funny.(Too bad I don’t have children of boddom songs! That would suit well in this battle J ) just attack him… Aeris should cast cure3all ALL TIMES!! After he dies equip Cloud with Ultimate weapon!(Oh yeah!! Suck the pulsating member and drink nectars from my dick and spank… Oh, sorry. Got carried away. ^_^) Then speak to that Woman next to save point. Sell all previous weapons and armors you don’t use. Buy 99 apples and 99 power ups. Exit and use them on those who need them. Go again to shop and buy 99 apples and 99 power ups. Repeat until you have only 30 money. Then go left and???? Fight Cain, Stone age and Mysterious man??? (These guys just won't give up!!)Just attack Cain, after he dies attack Mysterious man and finally stoneage. Then go near me and??? WHAT???
Satan attacks you! (Wow. Now that doesn't happen everyday!@_@)BOSS FIGHT!! Happy satan: He isn’t difficult just use previous techniques. Then go back and rest and SAVE!! Now go and speak to me. Now it is up to you to choose. But I suggest firstly to ask me to tell truth. Then try and kill me. (but then again, it's YOUR choice)

You will enter fight with me. But… Hmm.. It is a legendary fight! (Wow! I can't believe I used the word legendary during this FAQ. I'm a genious.)Good luck and may the force be with you!!(hint: Aeris should cast cure3 all the time!)

Err… You expect me to spoil the final fight? *sigh* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Well, maybe. If many people will have trouble with it.

III. b. Thank yous.

Thank you to my friend Anaboli and my family.

Special thank you.

To you because you played my game and read this FAQ

To my father who helped me from beginning (J )

III. c. Screw yous.

To those who claim that they did this game!

To those who claim that they did this FAQ!

Done by: MISTER BIG T